Cat Comedy Club Issue no. 001

Funny
Cats,
No Notes.

A very serious collection Twelve talented felines. Twelve questionable decisions. One perfectly good reason to stare at cats instead of answering emails.

Orange cat in round sunglasses peeking from a teal cardboard box
01 / THE CEO

Thinking outside the box.

Technically, he is inside it. This is what makes the strategy so disruptive.

Tuxedo cat caught in an enormous yawn on a mustard armchair
02 / THE CRITIC

A review of Monday.

One star. Too many meetings. Would nap again.

Long-haired gray cat with a spaghetti strand in its mouth in a sunny kitchen
03 / THE CHEF

Al dente. Allegedly.

The sauce remains a mystery. The confidence does not.

Fluffy kitten asleep in a laundry basket filled with colorful socks
04 / THE INTERN

Hard at work. Dreaming.

Her schedule is packed: nap, stretch, inspect one sock, nap.

Tabby cat in tiny roller skates in a cheerful hallway
05 / THE ATHLETE

Skating on thin purr.

Speed, balance and a deeply personal disagreement with gravity.

Cream-point Siamese cat in a yellow life jacket surfing on a dolphin in turquoise water
06 / THE SURFER

Making waves, naturally.

One dolphin. Zero lessons. An unreasonable amount of confidence.

Ginger-and-white kitten wearing a soft lion mane costume
07 / THE LION

Roar, allegedly.

The mane has led to several unsolicited safari documentaries.

Black kitten in a purple hoodie and teal glasses beside a glowing laptop
08 / THE HACKER

Paws on the keyboard.

She got the Wi-Fi password. Now she wants tuna.

Calico kitten wearing a tiny red suspension bridge costume with toy cars
09 / THE BRIDGE

Open for traffic.

Tolls are paid in chin scratches and snacks.

Silver tabby kitten at a yellow weather desk with a microphone and anemometer
10 / THE FORECASTER

A 100% chance of treats.

Light whiskers, scattered naps and snacks arriving around noon.

Tuxedo cat DJ wearing coral headphones beside a turquoise turntable
11 / THE DJ

Now purring in stereo.

Requests are accepted in person, preferably with fresh tuna.

Calico kitten astronaut in a cardboard rocket beneath toy planets
12 / THE ASTRONAUT

One small paw for catkind.

Mission control confirms the cardboard rocket is go for snacks.

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